Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2003
Fun with E Coli
Let's see how well this works on granny's machine.
You wanna know how to freak the hell outta yourself?
Have about a pint or so of blood in your stools.
I guarentee you'll prolly shit (again) yourself.
Yeah so obviously I saw the blood (not a trace, there's was a lot, especially for coming outta my emergency exit)
So I panic and hurry out ot my car ot get my cell phone and call my mom.
She tells me to wait to completely flip out and see if I gain any other symptoms.
So an hour later I lay curled up in fetal positon with sharp pains in my back and abdomin, gas that could suffocate an elephant and a fever.
"I'm gonna die. Please God don't let me die. I barely ate dinner, how could I get sick. Is this from the water? Oh God I don't wanna die! *sobs* I want my momma..."
I never went to a doctor or the hospital because I was waiting for another movement to see if I found more blood.
I've spent all day today sounding like the rocketeer and lsitening to my stomach burble and let me know that as punishment for eating E Coli infested food it has now decided to digest itself to prevent me from filling it any further with harmful food.
Fuuuuun
And it's only Tuesday!!!!
harlemrain at 11:11 pm