Friday, Jun. 17, 2005
Obi-Wan Meets Tater Vader
Narrator: It�s a beautiful day in the land of Lastralia. The people are happy and fancy free, fuzzy bunnies roam free, and chocolate is in abundance.
Then suddenly a dark figure descends on the land�.
TV: I am Tater Vader, I have come to invade and pillage Lastraila and enslave it�s inhabitants. *breath* *breath* FEAR ME!
People of Lastralia: *in fear* EEEP!
TV: That�s right you bitches, eep in hear! MAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA *choke* AHAHAHAA *cough* *wheeze* *breathe* *breathe*
FOW: Alas the people of Australia are in intergalactic trouble! I the fuzzy version of obi-Won Kenobi shall have to save them and restore order!
People of Lastraila: Yay for Fuzzy Obi-Wan! Yaaaaaaay!!
FOW: Get your light saber ready you nose whistling, force disturbing, spud!
TV: Is he for reals with this shite?? *breathe* *breathe*
Narrator: He seems to be.
TV: I can�t fight him! He�s like tiny and stuff! It wouldn�t be right! *breathe*
FOW: Yes I am very serious! Now back down and save yourself or prepare to fight!
FOW light saber: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv *swish* *twirl* *swish* *poke!*
TV: OW! Hey watch it, you could hurt someone with that!
FOW: That�s the point you ninny!
FOW: Fight me you fiend! *does special, super duper, waist spin*
FOW light saber: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv *swish* *twirl* *swish*
TV: I can�t fight you, it doesn�t seem fair. I know I�m evil and all, but you�re like pocket sized�
FOW: *snort* *foot stomp* FIGHT ME!
TV: *heavy sigh* Fine, but if I get sued by the Mini Fuzzy Jedi Federation, I am gonna be soo pissed!
FOW Light Saber: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv *swirl* *swish* *swish*
TV Light Saber: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv *turn* *swish* *spin*
TV Light Saber: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv *turn* *swishy swirl* *spin* *slap*
FOW: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *fall*
TV: HA! I am superior! *breathe*
People of Lastralia: AAAAAAAHHHH!! NOOOO!!! FUZZY OBI-WAN!!!
FOW: Oh it�s on now!
FOW Light Saber: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv *swirl* *swish* *swish* *twirl* *swishy swish swish*
FOW: Helper hand, initiate Jedi Judo Chop!
FOW: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAA!
TV: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO! *breathe*
TV: Alas I feel so defeated *breathe*
FOW: That�s because you are!
People of Lastralia: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
FOW: Now Tater Vader, with the help of my trust handy helper I shall unmask you for all the people to see!
TV: Noooooooo!!! What the is this Scooby Doo?? Leave my mask alone!
FOW: The people must see what evil looks like! Handy helper, unmask him!
TV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
People of Lastralia: *GASP*
FOW: WTF is that???????
TV: *whimper* Oh the humiliation!!! Curses on you Obi Wan! Curses!!
FOW: I will now finish the unmasking and steal you helmet!!
TV: *whimper*
People of Lastralia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
FOW: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Narrator: And once again the people of Lastralia were safe.
Fin.
harlemrain at 11:00 pm