Monday, Oct. 11, 2004
Postcards from the edge
Dear Amazon.com,
Please send my cd asap, the trillion dollars I spent on shipping truely for nothing if I get my cd after everyone else.
Sincerely,
A Cd-less customer
Dear John Taylor,
Restance is futile. LOVE ME!
Yours forever,
Girl in your bushes
Dear Nick Rhodes,
Since you seem to have a thing for little blonde girls and John Taylor insists on resisting my love (for now) we seem to be a perfect match for one of your many "flings".
Yours temporaryly,
Lauren
Dear Simon LeBon,
While you still reserve place as my first love in Duran and one of my first loves in Duran, I also adore your wife and think you're a rather fetching couple thus we'll have to remain friends... possibly with benefits...
I'll always love you first.
Sincerely,
Lauren
Dear Cox Communications,
You still suck and I am so on to your conspiracy to make me look crazy. Well, people aredy think I'm crazy so HA!
Stop fucking with me or I'll be forced to blow your head office downtown to smithereens.
You stink,
Disgruntled customer # 987,236,315
Dear Monday,
Please be productive.
Lauren
Dear Vh1 Mega Hits!,
You are sooooo lucky MTV Hits doesn't play any Duran Duran or Bon Jovi or we would be sooo over!
Sincerely,
Annoyed Video watcher # 591,371,957
Dear Avril Lavigne,
You're not punk so stop lying to yourself and millions of misguided youth. You're a whiney little bitch who needs to stop chasing after 40 something men in her videos. I'll bet you can't even play the guitar you sling around in your videos. Puck rocker my ass...
Get the fuck over it.
Sincerely,
A real rock fan
Dear Rain,
While I do understand your necessity,please clear away until my new windshirld whipers are place on my vehical. I'd rather not die by your drops.
Thanks,
Lauren
I still have magazines to sort and home work to do.
harlemrain at 2:08 am