Friday, Sept. 24, 2004
On the 31st day of the 7th month God made Lauren and she was irritable...
The doctor isn't sure what's wrong with my insides now.
He thinks it's irritable colon.
This is added to my Irritable bowels, acid reflux, and peptic ulcer disease.
He also said I'm an engima. My mom agreed and I whimpered because he was still pushing on my sore guts as he said it.
Later he explained there used to be a magic pill that would probably make all of my problems easier to manage but I can't ever have it because some doctors in Florida killed some people by constipating them to death.
My doctor also said that if I don't stop puking within a week or so he's gonna send me to a specialist and I'll have to get a scope done of my colon....
(O_O)
I'm not liking that idea at all.
Some parts of a person should not ever be on a TV of any kind.
harlemrain at 10:30 pm