Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004
Again with the Metal Mania raaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Ok, I need a perk up.
I�ve decided to watch Metal Mania and share my thoughts.
First off they have a new chick VJ on here, I don�t mind here, but I was starting to think the other chick was really cool so I say Booooooo older blonde chick, boooo.
Haaaaaa Winger�.
I just say Winger when I need a laugh�
Winger
*snort*
I�ve never been a big Winger fan...I had a friend in high school who just looove Kip Winger.
I usually lost my appetite when she ranted over him at the lunch table.
OZZY!
Crazy Train!!!
Wooooooooooooooooo!
Ya know, for bein �The Prince of Darkness�, Ozzy has some wishy washy, hippie, tree lovin lyrics�
This song actually induces narcolepsy in me thanks to my friend Melissa playin it over and over while we slept once during a sleepover.
Speaking of her, she moved to Arizona last week and never called to say goodbye�
I�m not getting it to that though...I�m seriously chapped over that�
Ozzy�s still goin off the rails�
Oh god�
EWWWWWWWWWW
*shrieks in horror*
It�s Warrant
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
How many times must we suffer through Cherry Pie??
I seriously could go the rest of my life without hearin Jani Lane suggest he�s had sex�
*shudders* uuuuuuugh�. Sooooo wrong
I think I�m gonna hurl�
LEPPARD!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Wow, baby Leppard�Leppard with Pete Willis�
Ha! Sav in spandex and sequins�. That�s funny�.
I have a hard time takin em serious here�I�m too busy laughin at how serious they are and you can tell they thought they were hot shite�.
Ha
You�re bringing on the heart breeeeeeeeak�.bringing on the heart acheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Steve Clark�s birthday was Thursday�he would have been 44 I believe�
Saddest eyes I think I�ve ever seen�
Joe Elliott�s wearing white Dockers and a blue sequined shirt�he looks like Miami vice al a Sigfreid and Roy� *snorts* that�s funny�.
I love Joe� he�s a riot�
I don�t recognize this one�
Green, smoking stage�
I missed the title�
Ohhhhhhh I know who this is
Foreign lookin guy�.guitarist�Yeig�.Malstrum�something like that�.
I think they have Satan or something in this video�it�s creepy�
Yngwie!! That�s it!!
Commerical�. I need a drink�
Hmm, Alice Cooper has a new album out�
He had a softball team with Micky Dolenz in the 70�s� for reals yos, called the Hollywood Vampires� Micky was gonna tour with him as his drummer at one point, but management thought it would look bad to have a Monkee drummin for Alice Cooper�
You�re love is poooooooooooisooooooon
This is the only song I think I know of his from the 80�s�.
I just thought of something�. Ew, who�d wanna kiss Alice Cooper???
Icky caca� he�s always reminded me of a heavy metal Grandpa�him and Ozzy�kinda sad I guess�I�ve always thought they were kick ass in their own rights, but grandpas non-the-less�
*shrugs*
Alice looks like he has false teeth�
Ha! I just pictured him in a polydent commercial with Mrs. Brady�.
Lita Ford�
Lita seems like an awesome chick�but I couldn�t ever hang out with her�I�d be too scared she�d kick my ass.
I never really got her fashion either�well ok I get the leather pants�but why tennis shoes with em?
Nike�s are hardly bitch shoes Lita�come on now�besides Only Richie pulls off that look�
Even Lita Ford has to bow to the greatness that is Richie�
Dokken� I refuse to discuss a wuss like Don Dokken in my diary.
I just can�t violate a place named after something written by the god-like Richie with the pussyness that is Dokken�
Loudness??
Who the hell are they??
The lead singer marching in place as he sings
He also looks to be about 3 foot 4�
Okie dokie artichokie�
Duuuuuude
I think they�re Asian�
Well I�ll be derned.
Never saw a Asian Metal Band before..
Cool beans
Well poo�that�s the end of Metal Mania tonight�
Kind of a dud huh?
Ah well, I feel a bit better and that�s really what it was all about.
Well this is annoying, the better videos are being play AFTER Metal Mania...
I see how it is VH1 you evil bastard...
Ooooo Queensryche....
Hey I think I have Operation Mindcrime on video... hmmm...I'll have to bust that out and have a looksee..
I Don't believe in loooooooooooooooooove...I never have I never willllll.....I don't believe in love...this reminds me of Ally McBeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllll...
heh, sorry...
Poison!
Ok, yes I'm still holding a grudge against Bret Micheals for nearly gettin me killed, but hey Poison videos are funny...
And yeah, I kinda like Bobby...
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
RATT
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What kinda crack was Stephan Percey on....say fella niiiiiice haiiiir...
*snorts*
Ok ok ok ok...yeah I like Round and Round and this Your in Love ain't too bad...
But come on...who can take Ratt seriously??
That's like callin Dokken a real band...or Joan Jett a beef fan
Ewwwwwwwwwwww Dennis DeYoung....
Ok, I can take a hint, I'm changin channels...
I've rambled for an hour now anyway...
So, all you happy peoples, have a great Sunday!
I'm out like Joan Jett's real sexuality...
harlemrain at 12:03 am