Wednesday, Oct. 29, 2003
"We're the ladies aid society ,And we're really a great bunch of girls. We're the ladies aid society,And soon we'll take over the world..."
So I"m checkin my e-mail this a little bit agao and I see this Business proposal to you,please kindly reply
Now usually I'm responsible and just delete this crap...but I was curious and my computer already acts like it has aids, so if it actually got a vrius, with my luck, it would straighten up and work correctly...
So I open it up to see what Dr. Jon has to say... this is some ate up stuff peoples....
Headquarter
First Bank of Nigeria Plc.
Federal Secretariat complex
p.o.box 45376
Ikoyi Lagos
Nigeria
FROM THE DESK OF Dr.JONATHAN EZE MD / CEO,FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
Dear Sir/Madam,
Compliment of the day and how is life general with
you? Of course it is my humble wish to solicit and
crave your indulgence to make this project request for
a joint business transaction which I hope will not
come to you as a surprise, hence I plead for your
pardon.
I am Dr. JONATAHN EZE, the manager of headquarter
first bank of Nig. Plc. Lagos. I have an urgent and
confidential business proposal for you.
On June 6, 1998, an American oil
consultant/contractor with via National Petroleum
cooperation (NNPC) Mr. Peter Bush made a numbered time
(fixed) deposit for twelve calenderer month valued at
US$20,500.00(Twenty Million Five Hundred Thouand
US Dollars) in my branch.
On maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarded address but got no reply after months we
send a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employee (Nigeria national petroleum
Corporation) that Mr peter Bush died from an
automobile accident. On further investigation, it was
clear that he died without making a will. All
attempts by the Australian to trace his next of kin
were fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered
that Mr. Peter Bush did not declare any next of kin or
relations in all his official documents including his
deposit document in my bank. The total sum
US$20,500,000.00 is still in my bank as dormant acct.
No one will ever come forward to claim it. According
to Nigerian banking law, after Eight 8years, the money
will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian
Government. If the account owner is certified death
and nobody comes forward to claim it.
This is the situation , and my proposal is that I am
looking for a foreigner who will stand in as the
beneficiary/next of kin. This is simple. All you have
to do is to immediately send me the details of a bank
account anywhere in the world for me to arrange the
proper money transfer document. The money will then be
transferred into the account for us to share out in the
ration of 40% for me 40% for you while the remaining
20% will be set aside for expenses incurred with here
and there.
There is no risk involved. I am using my position and
connection in the bank here to do all the document
work for the transaction. We shall employ the services
of an attorney to draft the will and obtain all
necessary documents and letter of administration in
your fovour for the transfer. This transaction is risk
free guaranteed. If you are interested, please reply
immediately confidentiality and be rest assured that
this transaction could be most profitable for both of
us. Please do not expose this deal if you are not
interested because if you do, it will take me out of
seat.
I am awaiting your urgent reply.
Best regards,
Dr. JONATAHN EZE
Do people actually get shite like this and go "Oh geez, better hurry and send this nice man I don't know all my information, and while I'm at it I'll give me my socail security number and home address to!!"
For the love of cheese and all that's moldy!
If you get an e-mail from [email protected] delete and please for the sake of humanity's reputation, do not send in your information.
Yeah so, like I promised, I did nothing but sleep today.
I then woke up and had to take a bath because my body was in a knot from the top of my neck to my lower back.
After the lossened up some, I got killer cramps and opened up like the hoover dam.
Yes it is necessary to share this with the world, because I refuse to suffer alone.
So, yeah, thats about it.
harlemrain at 9:53 pm