Tuesday, Jun. 15, 2004
You're gonna stick what in my where??
I hate being female sometimes.
I had my "yearly exam" today.
I think I'd rather go get a filling without pain killer than go for this thing.
Frist off I waited for almost 2 hours in a waiting room with three grumpy pregannt woment, two scream children, one really stupid husband who wouldn't shut the hell up, my mom who wasn't happy about waiting, and a woman next to me who must have just found out she was expecting because she looked terrified as she filled out forms and looked at the pee cup.
I finally get called back and after being questioned am handed a half down that stops at my stomach and a sheet and told to take everything off.
I kept my socks on to give my self the illusion that I wasn't that exposed.
I didn't wait long back there thankfully or I prolly would have made a break for it and you'd be tuneing in on the news to hear about a crazy Kansas girl running around the East side of Wichita in half a gown and a sheet.
Forsepts... MOTHERFUCKING OW!!!!
Ok, they come in different sizes hows about using a SMALLER size for the SMALLER girl??
Also, you're a woman you know what does and does not hurt, stop punching my uterus and pinching my ovaries!!!
That shit hurts!
I also got new birth control since I mentioned taht my pill gets forgotten and then I bleed for two weeks.
This this is interesting to say the least.
I'm curious to try it, but at the same time stucking a rubber band like device in my stuff just seems kinda...odd.
I'm also worried about what it may do to my moodswings.
I tried another pill by the same compnay that makes the NuvaRing and it made me seriously psycho and I was instructed by my mother to never ever ever ever do that again.
Apparently I was a super bitch.
Me a bitch, ha go figure.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go be a crampy bitch elsewhere.
harlemrain at 9:45 pm